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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You waltz in here, flop your fat-butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"
The husband sighed. "Oh no, it's started."
Bob
lol. okay
haha. real treu, uh, i mean... funny. yeah that's it.
real real true, oops, to bad I don't drink.
Hahahahah!hahaha!
Quick, bring me a beer before I start another list.